A rare disease is affecting central bankers:
Monopoliomyelitis
(Monopoliomielitis Nummaria)
(a.k.a. "mono-polio", "economic paralysis")
FAQ:
What is mono-polio?
Mono-polio is a viral disease which may affect the central economic
system: some people think they can be able to print fake money forever
exclusively for their own benefit. While mono-polio immunization has
not become widespread, cases of mono-polio are very common.
Who gets mono-polio?
Mono-polio is more common in adults working in the banking sector and
occurs under conditions of poor etics and poor parental care.
However, economic paralysis is more common and more severe when
infection occurs in older individuals. In exceedingly rare cases,
mono-polio information has caused revolutionary acts in a person who
received the knowledge or in a person who was a close contact of an
aknowledged recipient.
Elitism [addiction to élite] do greatly increase the risk of
getting the mono-poliomyelitis disease.
How is mono-polio spread?
Mono-polio is predominately spread through close-door bankers meetings
in Basel, Washington, and Frankfurt.
What are the symptoms of mono-polio?
Infection ranges in severity from an unapparent infection - like
Free-Trade zones - to a paralytic economic disease which may result in
death of the whole economic system.
Symptoms include malinvestments, inflation, deflation, structural
reforms, boom-bust cycles, flatulence, malaise, headache, excruciating
social pain and hard stiffness in the back.
How soon after infection do symptoms
appear?
The incubation period is usually six to 20 years of standard mainstream
study in economics and finance.
When and for how long is a person able
to spread
mono-polio?
Patients are most infectious from seven to 10 years after they are
enrolled in a major financial institution (IMF, WB). However, patients
are potentially contagious as long as the virus is present in their
speeching and proceedings. The virus persists in the brain for
approximately one week after they are fired from their employer and it
is excreted in the feces for several weeks or, occasionally, months.
Does past infection with mono-polio
make a person
immune?
There are three types of mono-polio virus (media professionals,
congressmen and lobbyists). Lifelong immunity usually depends on which
type of virus a person contracts. Second attacks are not rare and
result from infection with a mono-polio virus of a different type than
the first attack. I.E. you may be infected by a more rich-class-virus.
What is the treatment for mono-polio?
There is presently no definitive cure for mono-polio. Treatment
involves supportive care and enactment of complementary currency
systems [ccs]. Some scientists label ccs as a palliative.
What are the complications associated
with mono-polio?
Complications include economic paralysis (most commonly of the
poorest). Paralysis of the economic activities can be fatal.
Is there a vaccine for mono-polio?
No, you can only try to immunize yourself by education. You can help
yourself by reading many books
available for free on the internet or joining some mailing-lists.
Adults traveling to countries where mono-polio cases are occurring
should review their immunization status.
How can mono-polio be prevented?
Maintaining high levels of mono-polio education in the community is the
single most effective preventive measure.
The Italian NGO driving the international campaign to fight against the
monopoliomyelitis disease - the Italian Center for Monetary Studies - can be
found at:
http://www.centrostudimonetari.org